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  • Ramba
    07-12 11:59 PM
    Suppose you're on the 3rd month of a 3-month contract on self-employment in same/similar occupation (a "permanent" job). Now, can't you say your "projected" annual income on self-employment, esp. if the project is *likely* to be extended for an unknown period? Another scenario: In a month you're *expected* to start working on a three-month project (@$60/hr). Can't you calculate your annual income ("projected," of course)?



    Statistically speaking, there is always a high probability of H1B getting denied than for GC. Also, H-1B fraud (and now L1, EB1-GC "frauds"), esp. by desi IT bodyshoppers, is more prevalent (as noted by BusinessWeek) than GC fraud. In any case, just because a large number of H-B petitions are getting rejected, on *genuine* grounds, you can't assume the same proportion of GCs getting rejected.



    H1B is a temporary job from USCIS perspective. Most of the time the employer is hiring an H-1B to fill a FT, "permanent" position. Why would that employer (e.g., an R&D or oil company) give the commitment for, say, just 3 (initial) years of contract? Most of the time, the employer has *intent* to keep the H-1B on that same job after GC.



    Current recession/depression doesn't mean the USCIS/DOL flout their rules/laws (e.g., AC21)--it just means they need to follow the rules more strictly and reject any potential fraudulent cases. This enforcement is only going to increase as it takes more time for the economy to bottom out. Law-abiding H-1B and GC petitioners need not fear that.



    If AC21 memo is non-binding, which immigartion law is binding? We can go with only current rules/laws; the rest is speculation.
    -Learn about what is law, rules, regulation; which is binding which is not; then post here.
    http://immigration-information.com/forums/i-140-job-portability/4396-cis-memo-on-i-140-job-portability.html
    http://www.immitips.com/?p=1116





    Very good arguments. If they issue any RFE for your self-employment (if you are in it) argue with them with these points; and good luck




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  • amitjoey
    07-09 04:51 PM
    I really believe, that for this flower campaign to hit major news media, and make it a success, we all need to talk about it outside of IV, talk to reporters, email the pdf, and ofcourse talk to other friends of ours, let everybody know this is happening.




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  • simplyforjunk
    08-15 06:31 PM
    Hi,

    My I140 was approved from TSC, and 485 sent to NSC (delivered on Jul 24, 2007). Still no receipt, but I140 has the LUD as Jul 28, 2007. Just hope that this means transfer to TSC on Jul 28. Any opinions?

    Thanks




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  • Macaca
    12-10 11:43 AM
    Don't ban. This isn't freedom of speech.

    Don't get intimidated and let them get to your head.
    He Is Banned!!



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  • reddymjm
    06-13 07:03 PM
    Atlast all my checks are cashed today. I am able to get my case number from the checks. Even though INS received my application on June 6th, in my 485 it says that they have received my application only on June 11th. Wonder why?
    They fwded the bundle to texax your receipts start with SRC not LIN.




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  • samrat_bhargava_vihari
    06-12 09:28 AM
    TIP: Print them you should be able to read.:) My checks cleared on the same day got the receipts yesterday. So you should be getting them today or tomorrow. I am not sure if attorney can chose whether to send it to you or not.

    I think both Attorney and we will get the receipts. By the way it may be too early to ask but can't control it .. any one got FP notice or EAD's?
    Some months back two of my friends got EAD,FP Notice immediately.



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  • GCBy3000
    05-23 11:50 AM
    Sent to all the senators listed and two from my state.




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  • riyaz.pirani
    09-22 03:41 PM
    What center did you file NSC or TSC



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  • casinoroyale
    08-17 02:00 PM
    Anybody tried entering USA by road using AP after they applied for H1-B visa and it got into admin processing or PIMS delays?




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  • nomorelogins
    04-30 01:49 PM
    I can tell you there are roughly 100,000 labor applications filed (50,000 EB3) between Aug 2003 and Dec 2003 for EB India category. The reason was everybody wanted to clear thru regular process before PERM takes over. Those Labors filed after Aug 2003 and before PERM started are moved into backlog and are fully cleary last 4 th quarter. And so 90% of those EB3s may be still there (45,000) hanging. EB2s could have been cleared substantially till Dec 2003. It is all my guess work and not sceintific or factual.

    quick question is it 2003 or 2004? since perm started in 2005?



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  • cool_guy_onnet1
    05-03 03:30 PM
    source immigration-law.com

    05/02/2006: Senator John Cornyn Introduced S.2691 for "Legal" Employment-Based Immigration Legislation

    * Today, John Cornyn, Senator from Texas, introduced in the Senate S. 2691, Securing Knowledge Innovation and Leadership (SKIL) bill, which is similar to the legal employment-based immigration bills incorporated in the comprehensive immigration reform bills of Senator Bill Frist and Senator Alen Specter. These legal employment-based immigration bills are similar to the Education bill named PACE Act which is still pending in the Senate.
    * Senator Cornyn strongly opposes the legalization of undocumented immigrants as opposed to the Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist and most of the Senators in the Senate Judiciary Committee. The compromised comprehensive immigration reform proposal faced strong challenge from Senator Cornyn before the bill collapsed in the Senate during the Easter break. Cornyn-Kyl bill and McCain-Kennedy has engaged in a fierce duel in the Senate Judiciary Committee and in the full Senate. The collision was marked by the legalization of illegal immigrants that are incorporated in the McCain-Kennedy bill.
    * By introduction of S. 2691, Senator Cornyn practically joins the original Bill Frist bill that strongly supported legal immigration and strongly opposed legalization of illegal aliens by focusing on the border security and the immigration enforcement. Question remains whether the legal immigration bill can pass the Congress as separate from the Comprehensive Immigration Reform legislation. We are concerned that this bill may bring a further division between the legal immigrant community and the illegal immigrant community with the potential damaging consequences to both legal and illegal communities. We have maintained a tradition of strongly supporting legal employment-based immigration. We just hope that the legal and illegal reform legislation does not end up with the fate of S. 1932 as driven by the political forces using the traditional battle tactic of 'divide and conquer.' From the perspectives of the legal employment-based immigrant community, all of the pending bills support their interest and they will be least affected by whichever bill the Congress finally would pass. This is a time to unite and not a time to divide.
    I am a big fan of oh-law and I see what he is trying to explain - but common-sense suggets that all the law firms are scared that instead of 12 million pottential customers they will only see 0.5 (legal) and 4-5 million (>5 year illegal resident if comprehensive bill passes).
    Would you like your customer base to go down by 50 or 96%? I guess No- so don't pay too much attention to who cries faul- It's all fair as long as we The hard working tax-paying technology workers get piece of american dream.
    At this point it's all about flexing the muscles-
    No politics, it's just plain vanila human greed!




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  • arumalla
    07-08 04:45 PM
    can some one send me the updated notice page link, so I can post some threads and start linking to that page in all the tech and news forums I know of... so that we can get more awareness of this issue....

    Thanks
    Chandra Arumalla



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  • calgirl
    07-21 07:39 PM
    I'm confused!
    I am July 2nd filer from last year. I did receive a FP notice in Oct 2007 but couldn't go for it. I sent a letter asking for another date but TSC..So go figure!
    Now my FP is not done and I am current next month.
    My company does only paper based filing for EAD. (Is e-filing costly?)
    Will I not get any FP notice again?
    I have tried calling TSC and no response after putting a SR. I tried dropping in at an ASC here and they didn't take my FP either..

    Does paper based filing not trigger FP? Is it slower?

    FP is mainly for E-filing folks, paper filers need not take FP.




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  • pasupuleti
    05-03 01:19 PM
    source immigration-law.com

    05/02/2006: Senator John Cornyn Introduced S.2691 for "Legal" Employment-Based Immigration Legislation

    * Today, John Cornyn, Senator from Texas, introduced in the Senate S. 2691, Securing Knowledge Innovation and Leadership (SKIL) bill, which is similar to the legal employment-based immigration bills incorporated in the comprehensive immigration reform bills of Senator Bill Frist and Senator Alen Specter. These legal employment-based immigration bills are similar to the Education bill named PACE Act which is still pending in the Senate.
    * Senator Cornyn strongly opposes the legalization of undocumented immigrants as opposed to the Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist and most of the Senators in the Senate Judiciary Committee. The compromised comprehensive immigration reform proposal faced strong challenge from Senator Cornyn before the bill collapsed in the Senate during the Easter break. Cornyn-Kyl bill and McCain-Kennedy has engaged in a fierce duel in the Senate Judiciary Committee and in the full Senate. The collision was marked by the legalization of illegal immigrants that are incorporated in the McCain-Kennedy bill.
    * By introduction of S. 2691, Senator Cornyn practically joins the original Bill Frist bill that strongly supported legal immigration and strongly opposed legalization of illegal aliens by focusing on the border security and the immigration enforcement. Question remains whether the legal immigration bill can pass the Congress as separate from the Comprehensive Immigration Reform legislation. We are concerned that this bill may bring a further division between the legal immigrant community and the illegal immigrant community with the potential damaging consequences to both legal and illegal communities. We have maintained a tradition of strongly supporting legal employment-based immigration. We just hope that the legal and illegal reform legislation does not end up with the fate of S. 1932 as driven by the political forces using the traditional battle tactic of 'divide and conquer.' From the perspectives of the legal employment-based immigrant community, all of the pending bills support their interest and they will be least affected by whichever bill the Congress finally would pass. This is a time to unite and not a time to divide.



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  • sam2006
    11-21 01:23 PM
    Lets us all Pray and hope for the best for Mehul




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  • guchi472000
    04-30 09:54 AM
    http://www.immigration-information.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4285&page=53



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  • smisachu
    07-06 05:04 PM
    DC is fine. NY/Nj is fine too. But we need to turn up in numbers.

    If it is DC, I think the effect will be better. I will drive down to DC and can car pool with other IV members fron NY/NJ.

    Can one of the senior members take a lead and set a date and publicize the protest.




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  • JunRN
    08-31 05:30 PM
    One more week for me....I'm a July 31st filer...




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  • sankap
    07-10 12:45 AM
    @desi3933:
    This comment was then obviously was not directed to you but to others who advise to "file AC21." Please show me any of my post where I have advised people to file for AC-21.


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    Dhundhun
    12-17 02:24 PM
    1. Good health (which we often take for granted)
    Wish list - against stress


    4. Good savings (all said and done, your bank balance is very important no matter where you stay in the world)
    Sold house in India to meet expenses here.


    5. Good work experience (this is transferable and more or less ensures a decent future)
    At the same level, same job for years and years


    6. Loving/caring family/friends (who will always love you the same and couldn't care less about GC or citizenship)
    What is this in USA?


    This is personal experience, people may have different view.




    makemygc
    07-09 03:00 PM
    everyone....join hands....send flowers so that they reach Tomorrow.....

    Show them we are from the Land of Gandhiji !!!

    coolvigo, sent you a PM. Please see.



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